SHARK ATTACK!!!!!

Shark Attack!!!!!!!

People all over Florida are dying! Dying from heart disease, dying from drive by shootings (the highest violent crime rate in the USA for over a decade), cancer, flying debris on our highways, drug addiction, HIV, and predatory rich people preying on the lives of average citizens. We (16,000,000), of us are not dying from shark attacks or worse, being abducted as the national media repeatedly reports. TO, watch the media you would think we are dying from sharks, hurriccanes, and that the only people who ever disapeer in Florida are white female minors.

Lets get specific on death in Florida:

Heart disease kills 32,000 people

HIV/AIDS kills 6400

homicide kills 350 a year on a good year

Unintentional injury deaths combined:

5400

among those unintentiaonal injuries and a walloping 32 people from sharks

and like three from hurricanes.

That's right, the scary monsters aren't killing us. We are killing ourselves and each other. Car accidents, household mishaps, boating mishaps, and in fact 350 people a year in florida commit suicide. So when it comes to our "fear of sharks" we are really talking anout a fear of a loss of tourists". When it comes to hurricanes we are afraid of our loss of wealth and tourists.

So what are the monsters killing us? Fried Chicken, Fire Arms, bad water, bad health care and poverty. The same things that have killed Floridians for decades.

I am more concerned with what's driving sharks into shallow water. Off shore oil rigs and other environmental pressures. Grow up America. If you don't want to get eaten by a shark don't go in the water or be careful when you do. Sharks are like the Grizzly Bears of the sea. Beautiful and majestic and endangered by man. Caught alone with out a gun or a car the Grizzly is king! Same thing goes for the ocean and sharks. Without a spear gun or a boat in the water the shark is in control. As it should be.